Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Amputations.

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Baseball

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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