Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What is brown and sticky?

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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