If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Baseball

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Penis jokes.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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