It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

KEVIN HART

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Dead babies.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

you wanna hear a joke? no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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