what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Noah is Smart.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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