Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

French people

What is brown and sticky?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

Y2K

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Women's rights.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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