there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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A man. That is all.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Women's Rights

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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two fish are in a tank.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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hi my name is? joe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Canada

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A seal walks into a club.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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