- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

your face.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

A man walks into a bar.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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