- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

I love boobs

did you ever see a butter fly?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Hello

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What did the mole say? Nothing

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