Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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