how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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W.N.B.A.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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what time is it rape time

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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