- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

Womens Rights.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

womans rights

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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