Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Nicholas Cage

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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