*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Your mom goes to college

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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but there is a road to the super market

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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