I dislike old people.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Women's Golf

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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