There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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9/11

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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minorities.

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There is a car full of black people.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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