when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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whats better than shoes feet

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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penis

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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i hate you.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Hello

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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