- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

The WNBA.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

Two women were sitting in silence.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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