- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

how does peploe get around they walk

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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