What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

I don't get it

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

One Big Ass Mistake America

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Jewish People

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