- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Women

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

im black

American Idol

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

KIMBERLEY HONEY

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

...and I'm a Mormon.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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