If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

chuck norris

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

Dan O'Driscoll

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

Hummer.

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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