A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Why Because

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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go go gadget

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Women rights..

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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