Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

A horse walks into a bar...n

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Men's rights.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Benevolent villain.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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