A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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ruddell and dodds anal

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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suck my dick.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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fart

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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