Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

your life

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Pianca going ham

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Slavery

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Freddie Mercurys teeth

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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