Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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