Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

Ben is gay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

women's rights

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Pickle!

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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