- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

A black guy walks in to a bar.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Haha pizza

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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