Dear John,

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Hi poop!

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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