How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Bing

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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lol

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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