there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Hey Caleb.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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