What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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An Irishman stays home

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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