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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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