A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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women's rights

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Aodhan Hearty

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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