What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Women's rights

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Obamacare!

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Why....... Because.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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