- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

knock knock you may come in

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

justin littleton. nuff said

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Black people

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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