- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Women's rights

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

anus soup

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

This is not Will Smith.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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