How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Jews for Jesus

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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No.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Windows Vista

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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