Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Robin, get in the car.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Women's rights

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Small breasts.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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hahaha

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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