A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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gays

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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who just made fun of katie matt

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arse

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Is Carly smart? No.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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This joke isnt funny.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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potato

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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