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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Women's rights.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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