So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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I am black.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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josh simpson has cancer

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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im jewish

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Shit.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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