live babies

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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hi bye

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Thumbs this up

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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