Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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I won the game.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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