What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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That's unfortunate.

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What break when you talk?

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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A Jew returns change.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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