a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Religion

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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