Goat balls.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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