Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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women's lacrosse.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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