I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

I like to eat.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Women rights.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

womens rights

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

amy copied adams haircut :0

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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